Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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