I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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