billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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