Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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