If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
