...so i touched it.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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