Just mADE A PArabola og urine
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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