please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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