so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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