don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
This is my gift to your gina
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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