I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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