Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
organizing the empties. That sober.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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