Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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