yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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