So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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