Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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