nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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