Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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