Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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