you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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