Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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