At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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