She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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