remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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