Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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