Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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