If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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