i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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