I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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