either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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