well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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