I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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