Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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