I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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