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• (813): View more from Florida

  Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.

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