susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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