using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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