Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Soap is not a condiment
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Randomize
