new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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