sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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