Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
how does that bad decision feel?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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