The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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