I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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