I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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