If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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