i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
