I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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