Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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