After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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