i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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