I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
it's like heaven, but drunker
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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