I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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