i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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