i don't like sucking hair
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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