I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Randomize
