I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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